How bizzare.

Welcome to Surreally Out Here by the Internet Man Bauce Sauce. This is my attempt to still try to have fun on the Internet.

I’ll use this space to go long on the stuff I run across in my day-to-day life that just makes me feel like I’m existing in a simulation, or more specifically the absurdity that results from intertwining the lives of humans and technology.

There is no paid tier or anything, because that makes it a job. And then I am beholden to strangers. Plus, no one should pay for anything I ever write. I just have had too much in my head for a long time, and I’d like to change that.

Subscribe if you like. Be surprised with a little electronic mail kite when the urge takes over to scribble some dumb stuff I feel is important.

Default Substack Text: In the meantime, tell your friends!

My Text: We don’t need anymore people wasting their valuable time on this.