Oct
04
We Need To Kill All The Horses On Earth Before They Kill Us First
Horses are jittery death carriages who deserve extinction.
5 min read
Bauce Sauce
Sep
27
Journey to 30: Go Home and Be A Family Man
The glass shards that sliced me didn’t really hurt. Or maybe it was that I didn’t notice them. After all, I was busy dangling sideways. But…
9 min read
Jun
07
Cause With You I Like To Stay Out Late
I try to reflect on myself as much as I can, and the latest question I’ve been wrestling with
3 min read
Aug
06
I Got Fired Two Days Ago
… and it was exactly what I needed.
4 min read
Sep
24
Fuck Norms: In Defense of Yung Lean
White man here reporting for duty; I’m going to defend another white man.
6 min read
Sep
17
It’s OK to Attribute
We can all admit that sometimes we aren’t as creative as we’d like to think we are.
3 min read
Sep
15
Writing is Dope
I have increasingly fallen out of love with Internet writing. It helps to pay extra on credit card bills, which is very nice. However, in…
3 min read